Post by Bedlam on Oct 8, 2019 19:39:15 GMT
Day One: On Speedrunning.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYfZJnglWtQ
Scuffy, unemployed cowards looking to make a quick kingdom Brave Heroes set out to explore the continent on this day. They feared neither dark nor the malevolent forces of the Dragon Lord. Still, not all of them succeeded in their noble quest. Death claimed Phoenix-D and Bluecyan. King Lorik came to personally inspect the bodies.
“Death should not have claimed thee! In fact thy death proves thy ancestry. Cancel the 23 and me kit for these two. Mere pretenders.”
King Lorik could not be bothered to spend anymore time on these two. More observant citizens noted that while Bluecyan had been thoroughly roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp, Phoenix-D appeared to have been murdered with a Bamboo Pole, which was a pitifully weak weapon of the type that foolish pretenders often purchased. The townspeople carried the corpse to the Alfegard forensic examiner, who like all officials in Alefgard stayed in his office all day and night. “Probably took their own life so as not to disappoint Erdrick, most likely”
In their travels, some of the Heroes had encountered a tall horned man. Was this the fabled Dragon Lord? The man offered to split the kingdom in half and rule together with them. Sadly he was beset by so many heroes that he ran out of prime real estate and they decided to execute MrPaku. The Heroes rejoiced until King Lorik reminded them that without recovery of the Balls of Light no one was getting any kingdoms around here.
The Dead:
MrPaku - Dragon Lord
Phoenix-D - Pretender
Bluecyan - Pretender
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYfZJnglWtQ
“Death should not have claimed thee! In fact thy death proves thy ancestry. Cancel the 23 and me kit for these two. Mere pretenders.”
King Lorik could not be bothered to spend anymore time on these two. More observant citizens noted that while Bluecyan had been thoroughly roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp, Phoenix-D appeared to have been murdered with a Bamboo Pole, which was a pitifully weak weapon of the type that foolish pretenders often purchased. The townspeople carried the corpse to the Alfegard forensic examiner, who like all officials in Alefgard stayed in his office all day and night. “Probably took their own life so as not to disappoint Erdrick, most likely”
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In their travels, some of the Heroes had encountered a tall horned man. Was this the fabled Dragon Lord? The man offered to split the kingdom in half and rule together with them. Sadly he was beset by so many heroes that he ran out of prime real estate and they decided to execute MrPaku. The Heroes rejoiced until King Lorik reminded them that without recovery of the Balls of Light no one was getting any kingdoms around here.
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The Dead:
MrPaku - Dragon Lord
Phoenix-D - Pretender
Bluecyan - Pretender
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Everyone voted! GO TEAM! I knew you could do it!
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